Bear with me, I'm high on caffeine.
A sampling of the copywriting gems I face on a daily basis...these have cropped up just today.
"...we replace widows and doors..."
Well, I'll be sure to keep Mom away from there.
"...our owner is the eldest of 6 children. He has 3 brothers and 3 sisters..."
Must be the new math.
"...swine flue..."
Condition acquired by eating pork while sitting in a chimney?
Random: I'm wearing about my favoritest outfit today...jeans, sneaks, and a navy blue pullover sweater with a nondescript pattern that's SO comfy. Weather was 40-something when I left for work this morning. I'm thinking of eating lunch outside. Wearing my hair down is keeping my ears warm. I love winter!
Went digging for my purple scarf in my bag o' knits (couldn't find it, the apartment ate it), and found that I did finish the blue mittens last year. I thought they were still UFOs! Thinking of felting them a bit, because one of the thumbs came out huge, but I'm so delighted to find that I finished them. I really want to make myself some fingerless gloves with leftover sock yarn once I'm done with the MIL socks. So glad to be on the heel flap of those suckers...I'm NOT a fan of size 1 needles, not with my man-sized hands.
OK, back to work.....sales plummeted last week thanks to the holidays (well, I HOPE that's what it was), so we're all scrabbling to grab sites the minute they post in the queue. It's a blast.
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